Oh my I’m bored

It’s a long day of classes today, folks. 6-9 hours. Woohoo. My physics prof puts me to sleep. That slow British accent just does it to me. Can’t help it. Poor guy. I wonder if he realizes why all Americans look bored when he’s talking to them. I wonder how many people have fallen over asleep mid-conversation. He should be a hypnotist.

My buddies are making fun of me because of the way I type. I can’t help it. I am left-hand retarded.

Well, class has started. I guess I will pay attention now.